Get the good ending.
Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold.
Defeat the Wretched Electronics.
Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage.
Defeat the Infested Roadie.
Accumulate Smockula's Body.
Defeat the Gory Mound.
Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine.
Rob 7 enemies of their souls.
Resuscitate a downed bandmate.
Get 100% on any music minigame part.
Defeat the Lady in Tatters.
Dye some clothes. How does that look?
Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom.
Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes.
Defeat Beelzebaal.
Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery.
Host a team attack, join a team attack.
Defeat King Tepes.
Craft a beer.
Defeat the Boss Monster.
Get your first tattoo! You look great.
Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough)
Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes.
Eat a heart while in female form.
Find all relics.
Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough)
Make a cluster of 5 healing head totems.